Pastured pork brats for the purists. These are for those same folks that order a plain burger at Burger Night - if you've got meat with flavor, why would you want to cover it up?!
Bonus: sugar-free. Sugar is like the makeup of meat - find yourself a natural beauty that looks the same in the pool as she does when you go out for a fancy date and leave the clowns for the Hollywood circus (check THIS crazy story out and just remember that in the food world makeup = ingredients designed to trick you and we are ready and willing to sign the most ironclad prenup the most expensive team of lawyers could draw up!).
Recipes (for toppings)