Pastured pork brats for the purists. These are for the same people that order a plain burger at Burger Night - if you've got meat with flavor, why would you want to cover it up?! These same people are married to someone that puts ketchup on their steaks - life is funny that way, just know that we salute you and appreciate the heck out of you. So click those buttons and let's get you some good meat that tastes good - with zero assistance needed (and just look the other way when your "better" half does what they do, because yes, they are the weird one).
Bonus: sugar-free. Sugar is like the makeup of meat - find yourself a natural beauty that looks the same in the pool as she does when you go out for a fancy date and leave the clowns for the Hollywood circus (check THIS crazy story out and just remember that in the food world makeup = ingredients designed to trick you and we are ready and willing to sign the most ironclad prenup the most expensive team of lawyers could draw up!).
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